"why didn’t you do your homework over the holidays?"
This is the best thing I’ve ever seen
you are simply exquisite. A rare beauty
Aw this is so so kind of you to say. Made my day :)
my motto is “if it takes more than 5 minutes to cook i’d rather starve”
isn’t it upsetting that your future husband is literally alive right now but you just don’t know who he is he could be with a STUPID GIRLFRIEND GET AWAY FROM MY HUSBAND
also isn’t it upsetting that your future wife is literally alive right now but you just don’t know who she is she could be lonely or sad or something horrible could be happening to her and oh no now im worried…
isn’t it upsetting that your future 50 cats are literally not born yet